wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
hey dude , did you hear that one song by blink 182 about fucking a dog? hold on check this out.
i pass you my beats headphones
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic